T.C.:You know, there's that smell again. It's smells kinda funny, like old gym shorts. You smell it Thomas? Magnum: (says nothing) T.C.:It's gettin' worse. It smells like old brussel sprouts. Magnum:Ok! Ok! Ok...It's me. Some guy gave me this sample of "Patchismo" cologne. T.C.:"Patchismo" col...Is this the same guy that gave you the "PatWax"? Magnum:Yes, and I put some on and now I can't wash it off. T.C.:Man, you should have smelled that stuff before you put it on. Magnum:It doesn't smell like anything. It's supposed to take on your own natural scent. T.C.:Heh, boy if that's your own natural scent you've got a serious problem. Magnum:Look, will you stop it please and help me find William Daniels! T.C.:Yeah, sure. You just stay down wind.