Talk about things we were never meant to notice!J.J. Walters wrote:For a gritty strip club, Hotel Street's legendary Swing Club sure has some strict rules...
No Soliciting
No Weeds (plural?)
No Loitering
No Blocking Entrance
No Table Ho... (Hogging?)
No Loud Talking (??)
No Gambling
No Dancing
I guess you're just supposed to sit there quietly and enjoy the show.
OK, in real life, somebody was having fun.
In the Magnum universe, these are probably just the Official Rules, which the management can point to whenever the cops are hassling them. "Hey, we don't allow that sort of thing."
This otherwise pointless gesture reminds me of a sign that used to be (maybe still is) on the base of the war-memorial statue by the courthouse in Terre Haute: "No Spitting on Statue." Actually, spitting might have helped wash some of the pigeon poop off the statue's shoulders. My brother pointed out that perhaps they should change one letter of the sign and move it to the top of the statue's head, where the pigeons could see it.