Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Magnum PI

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SelleckLover · #1 Post by **SelleckLover** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:41 am

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH MAGNUM, PI

10. Had to call the suicide prevention line when WGN took MPI reruns off the air.
9. You berate your co-workers with a British accent and yell, “OH
MY GOD!” a lot.
8. You named your 3 children Thomas, Rick and T.C.
7. You once called your wife “Michelle”.
6. You secretly want to be a Hungarian acrobat.
5. You surf the Magnum-Mania website a minimum of 5 times a
day.
4. You drive a black Trans-Am that talks. (Oh, sorry. That’s a sign
you’re obsessed with David Hasslehoff)
3. You have the Freebairn-Smith MPI theme song as a ringtone on
your cell phone.
2. Spend hundreds of hours making numerous Tom Selleck
scrap books and enduring comments from people like: “Wow, you probably have more stuff about him than his own mother!”
1. You no longer get Botox injections so you can still do the
“eyebrow wiggle”.

#2 Post by **J.J. Walters** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:15 pm

LOL! Good stuff SelleckLover!

I'll add one. Maybe we can get a Top Twenty.

11. Your lifelong dream is to become a millionaire so you can purchase a Ferrari 308 GTS and the Anderson Estate, of which you will promptly turn the boathouse into a guesthouse, then redesign the interior of the main house to match the indoor sets seen in the show!

N1095A · #3 Post by **N1095A** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:18 pm

James J. Walters wrote:LOL! Good stuff SelleckLover!

I'll add one. Maybe we can get a Top Twenty.

11. Your lifelong dream is to become a millionaire so you can purchase a Ferrari 308 GTS and the Anderson Estate, of which you will promptly turn the boathouse into a guesthouse, then redesign the interior of the main house to match the indoor sets seen in the show!

Guilty!!!

Shermy · #4 Post by **Shermy** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:10 pm

12. You have casual sex with complete strangers, then hope that they will either die or simply go away within the next hour or so.

N1095A · #5 Post by **N1095A** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:02 pm

13. you spend hours in front of the mirror trying to get the eyebrow wiggle just right just in case a situation comes up where you can use it.

SelleckLover · #6 Post by **SelleckLover** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:20 am

I like the additions to the list...very good guys! (LOL) Since we're adding, here's one I thought of but didn't use:

14. You secretly try on your MPI Halloween costume all year long.

N1095A · #7 Post by **N1095A** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:32 am

15. You frequently check Ebay motors for an '82 ish Volkswagon Vanagon to paint in the Island Hoppers paint scheme. You find one, bid it up around $5000.00, then bail out.
Here's one for $800

golfmobile · #8 Post by **golfmobile** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:12 am

16. You collect models of MD500Ds to repaint in the Island Hoppers paint scheme.

17. You take a GI Joe and turn him into Magnum!!!!

18. AND make a Rick, TC, and Higgins!

19. You wear the "official" parrot Hawaiian shirt -- and NO ONE recognizes it, but you wear it anyway (even if it is 4 sizes too large!)

20. You spend all your spare time on eBay trying to find props for Magnum GI!

golf

SelleckLover · #9 Post by **SelleckLover** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:45 pm

Nice additions to the list golf! I guess we all have the ability to poke fun at ourselves, and that's a good thing.

golfmobile · #10 Post by **golfmobile** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:36 pm

Thanks, SL!

But I think the No. 1 sign should be checking this site 5-10 times a day to see what anyone else has said on any subject relating to MPI.

What addicts we are!

At least we enjoy each other!

tangcameo · #11 Post by **tangcameo** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:26 pm

21. You have your own "conspiracy theory" as to who Robin Masters really was.

Agatha Chumley!!!!!!!!!! (and yes I know I've spelt it wrong)

N1095A · #12 Post by **N1095A** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:57 pm

22) You giggle like a little kid every time you see Magnum GI
23) You consider Golfmobile one of the coolest people on the face of the earth!

Icepick · #13 Post by **Icepick** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:32 pm

James J. Walters wrote:LOL! Good stuff SelleckLover!

I'll add one. Maybe we can get a Top Twenty.

11. Your lifelong dream is to become a millionaire so you can purchase a Ferrari 308 GTS and the Anderson Estate, of which you will promptly turn the boathouse into a guesthouse, then redesign the interior of the main house to match the indoor sets seen in the show!

This is my life quest....lol! I'd even buy a house here and turn the inside into a replica of the estate.

golfmobile · #14 Post by **golfmobile** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:30 pm

N1095A,

You're TOO kind! Thank you for liking MGI. But to paraphrase Hugh Grant in "Two Weeks Notice": "Now that's silly. Have you MET everyone on the face of the earth?"

Not to detract from your very generous compliment! Thank you again.

golf

N1095A · #15 Post by **N1095A** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:00 am

golfmobile wrote:N1095A,

You're TOO kind! Thank you for liking MGI. But to paraphrase Hugh Grant in "Two Weeks Notice": "Now that's silly. Have you MET everyone on the face of the earth?"

Not to detract from your very generous compliment! Thank you again.

golf

Let's not get too full of ourselves. I did say One of the coolest. Seriously though, MPI is the only TV show that I consider myself passionate about. I almost consider it sacred. To share webspace with someone who loves it as much as I do is an honor. That goes for everyone here as well.