The Higgins Rap song
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The Higgins Rap song
OK, not as good as I had envisioned it to be when I was going through it in my head, but it is what it is, I guess.
Higgins Rap.
"JQH sitting on the grounds with Agatha and the lads, chillin
Man looks so bad, he’s got to be a villain
Better than TM with the needle and a thread
But mess with the Duchess, get a cane upside ya head
A Renaissance Man, for sure, conducting the Mikado
Sneak on the grounds, time to deal with Zeus and Apollo!
Don’t try to question Higgy Baby due to his supreme badness
The answer is obvious, old man. Logic is irrelevant. It's simply Tropical Madness.
He’s fought over the globe - Kenya, Burma, ‘Nam and St. Moritz
Only thing that’s gonna stop him is Uncle Lyle’s Castle Blitz
Expert at Fencing, Chess, Strategy, Karate and Polo
Even took out all of Belding’s killers – solo
Don’t even try to take over the study at Robins Nest
Want to know what happened? Ask the Birdman of Budapest
Don’t critique his "Memoirs", better not mention a flaw
Else you end up just like Willy Troubshaw
Been all over the world, seen all there is to see
But still can’t seem to get with Lady Ashley
He’s got mad skills that no one can deny.
Check out the Bridge on the River Kwai
Not alone, he’s got a crew, Elmo, Don Luis and Paddy
Siblings courtesy of affairs from his daddy
Unless you got some sort of major mental impairment
Don’t even DREAM about dissing the Regiment.
No one knows for sure whether or not if he’s Robin Masters
But he coached a hell of a 3rd base against the Blasters
And for y’all ladies droolin over Magnum’s bod,
He’s got 3 words for ya… OH….MY….GOD!"
Higgins Rap.
"JQH sitting on the grounds with Agatha and the lads, chillin
Man looks so bad, he’s got to be a villain
Better than TM with the needle and a thread
But mess with the Duchess, get a cane upside ya head
A Renaissance Man, for sure, conducting the Mikado
Sneak on the grounds, time to deal with Zeus and Apollo!
Don’t try to question Higgy Baby due to his supreme badness
The answer is obvious, old man. Logic is irrelevant. It's simply Tropical Madness.
He’s fought over the globe - Kenya, Burma, ‘Nam and St. Moritz
Only thing that’s gonna stop him is Uncle Lyle’s Castle Blitz
Expert at Fencing, Chess, Strategy, Karate and Polo
Even took out all of Belding’s killers – solo
Don’t even try to take over the study at Robins Nest
Want to know what happened? Ask the Birdman of Budapest
Don’t critique his "Memoirs", better not mention a flaw
Else you end up just like Willy Troubshaw
Been all over the world, seen all there is to see
But still can’t seem to get with Lady Ashley
He’s got mad skills that no one can deny.
Check out the Bridge on the River Kwai
Not alone, he’s got a crew, Elmo, Don Luis and Paddy
Siblings courtesy of affairs from his daddy
Unless you got some sort of major mental impairment
Don’t even DREAM about dissing the Regiment.
No one knows for sure whether or not if he’s Robin Masters
But he coached a hell of a 3rd base against the Blasters
And for y’all ladies droolin over Magnum’s bod,
He’s got 3 words for ya… OH….MY….GOD!"
Last edited by Doc Ibold on Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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LOL!! Doc!!
I love it! Very well done! You can almost feel Tupac being channeled through your words!
I love it! Very well done! You can almost feel Tupac being channeled through your words!
I just lost my coffee and parts of my scone! LOL!He’s fought all over the globe - Kenya, Burma, ‘Nam and St. Moritz
Only thing that’s gonna stop him is Uncle Lyle’s Castle Blitz
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Re: The Higgins Rap song
You are a hero.Doc Ibold wrote:OK, not as good as I had envisioned it to be when I was going through it in my head, but it is what it is, I guess.
Higgins Rap.
"JQH sitting on the grounds with Agatha and the lads, chillin
Man looks so bad, he’s got to be a villain
Better than TM with the needle and a thread
But mess with the Duchess, get a cane upside ya head
A Renaissance Man, for sure, conducting the Mikado
Sneak on the grounds, time to deal with Zeus and Apollo!
Don’t try to question Higgy Baby due to his supreme badness
The answer is obvious, old man. Logic is irrelevant. It's simply Tropical Madness.
He’s fought over the globe - Kenya, Burma, ‘Nam and St. Moritz
Only thing that’s gonna stop him is Uncle Lyle’s Castle Blitz
Expert at Fencing, Chess, Strategy, Karate and Polo
Even took out all of Belding’s killers – solo
Don’t even try to take over the study at Robins Nest
Want to know what happened? Ask the Birdman of Budapest
Don’t critique his "Memoirs", better not mention a flaw
Else you end up just like Willy Troubshaw
Been all over the world, seen all there is to see
But still can’t seem to get with Lady Ashley
He’s got mad skills that no one can deny.
Check out the Bridge on the River Kwai
Not alone, he’s got a crew, Elmo, Don Luis and Paddy
Siblings courtesy of affairs from his daddy
Unless you got some sort of major mental impairment
Don’t even DREAM about dissing the Regiment.
No one knows for sure whether or not if he’s Robin Masters
But he coached a hell of a 3rd base against the Blasters
And for y’all ladies droolin over Magnum’s bod,
He’s got 3 words for ya… OH….MY….GOD!"
I didn't realize you were so addicted to pool.
It's not pool.
Billiards.
Snooker!
Snucker.
SNOOKER!
It's not pool.
Billiards.
Snooker!
Snucker.
SNOOKER!