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Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Magnum PI

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:41 am
by SelleckLover
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH MAGNUM, PI

10. Had to call the suicide prevention line when WGN took MPI reruns off the air.
9. You berate your co-workers with a British accent and yell, “OH
MY GOD!” a lot.
8. You named your 3 children Thomas, Rick and T.C.
7. You once called your wife “Michelle”.
6. You secretly want to be a Hungarian acrobat.
5. You surf the Magnum-Mania website a minimum of 5 times a
day.
4. You drive a black Trans-Am that talks. (Oh, sorry. That’s a sign
you’re obsessed with David Hasslehoff)
3. You have the Freebairn-Smith MPI theme song as a ringtone on
your cell phone.
2. Spend hundreds of hours making numerous Tom Selleck
scrap books and enduring comments from people like: “Wow, you probably have more stuff about him than his own mother!”
1. You no longer get Botox injections so you can still do the
“eyebrow wiggle”.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:15 pm
by J.J. Walters
LOL! Good stuff SelleckLover!

I'll add one. Maybe we can get a Top Twenty.

11. Your lifelong dream is to become a millionaire so you can purchase a Ferrari 308 GTS and the Anderson Estate, of which you will promptly turn the boathouse into a guesthouse, then redesign the interior of the main house to match the indoor sets seen in the show!

:)

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:18 pm
by N1095A
James J. Walters wrote:LOL! Good stuff SelleckLover!

I'll add one. Maybe we can get a Top Twenty.

11. Your lifelong dream is to become a millionaire so you can purchase a Ferrari 308 GTS and the Anderson Estate, of which you will promptly turn the boathouse into a guesthouse, then redesign the interior of the main house to match the indoor sets seen in the show!

:)
Guilty!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:10 pm
by Shermy
12. You have casual sex with complete strangers, then hope that they will either die or simply go away within the next hour or so.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:02 pm
by N1095A
13. you spend hours in front of the mirror trying to get the eyebrow wiggle just right just in case a situation comes up where you can use it.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:20 am
by SelleckLover
I like the additions to the list...very good guys! (LOL) Since we're adding, here's one I thought of but didn't use:

14. You secretly try on your MPI Halloween costume all year long.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:32 am
by N1095A
15. You frequently check Ebay motors for an '82 ish Volkswagon Vanagon to paint in the Island Hoppers paint scheme. You find one, bid it up around $5000.00, then bail out.
Here's one for $800
Image

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:12 am
by golfmobile
16. You collect models of MD500Ds to repaint in the Island Hoppers paint scheme.

17. You take a GI Joe and turn him into Magnum!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

18. AND make a Rick, TC, and Higgins!

19. You wear the "official" parrot Hawaiian shirt -- and NO ONE recognizes it, but you wear it anyway (even if it is 4 sizes too large!)

20. You spend all your spare time on eBay trying to find props for Magnum GI!

golf

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:45 pm
by SelleckLover
Nice additions to the list golf! I guess we all have the ability to poke fun at ourselves, and that's a good thing.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:36 pm
by golfmobile
Thanks, SL!

But I think the No. 1 sign should be checking this site 5-10 times a day to see what anyone else has said on any subject relating to MPI.

What addicts we are!

At least we enjoy each other! :D :wink:

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:26 pm
by tangcameo
21. You have your own "conspiracy theory" as to who Robin Masters really was. :wink:

Agatha Chumley!!!!!!!!!! (and yes I know I've spelt it wrong)

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:57 pm
by N1095A
22) You giggle like a little kid every time you see Magnum GI
23) You consider Golfmobile one of the coolest people on the face of the earth!

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:32 pm
by Icepick
James J. Walters wrote:LOL! Good stuff SelleckLover!

I'll add one. Maybe we can get a Top Twenty.

11. Your lifelong dream is to become a millionaire so you can purchase a Ferrari 308 GTS and the Anderson Estate, of which you will promptly turn the boathouse into a guesthouse, then redesign the interior of the main house to match the indoor sets seen in the show!

:)
This is my life quest....lol! I'd even buy a house here and turn the inside into a replica of the estate.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:30 pm
by golfmobile
N1095A,

You're TOO kind! Thank you for liking MGI. But to paraphrase Hugh Grant in "Two Weeks Notice": "Now that's silly. Have you MET everyone on the face of the earth?"

Not to detract from your very generous compliment! Thank you again.

golf

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:00 am
by N1095A
golfmobile wrote:N1095A,

You're TOO kind! Thank you for liking MGI. But to paraphrase Hugh Grant in "Two Weeks Notice": "Now that's silly. Have you MET everyone on the face of the earth?"

Not to detract from your very generous compliment! Thank you again.

golf
:wink: Let's not get too full of ourselves. I did say One of the coolest. Seriously though, MPI is the only TV show that I consider myself passionate about. I almost consider it sacred. To share webspace with someone who loves it as much as I do is an honor. That goes for everyone here as well.