"T.C.: You know, there's that smell again. It's smells kinda funny, like old gym shorts. You smell it Thomas?
Magnum: (says nothing)
T.C.: It's gettin' worse. It smells like old brussel sprouts.
Magnum: Ok! Ok! Ok...It's me. Some guy gave me this sample of pochismo cologne.
T.C.: Pochismo col...Is this the same guy that gave you the Pat Wax?
Magnum: Yes, and I put some on and now I can't wash it off.
T.C.: Man, you should have smelled that stuff before you put it on.
Magnum: It doesn't smell like anything. It's supposed to take on your own natural scent.
T.C.: Heh, boy if that's your own natural scent you've got a serious problem.
Magnum: Look, will you stop it please and help me find William Daniels!
T.C.: Yeah, sure. You just stay down wind. "
Poor John Ratzenberger. Caught up in an Amway-esque pyramid scheme.
If Norm were there, none of this would have happened!
Although James, I think it might be spelled "Patchismo", in keeping with the PatPlan style, i.e. Pat Wax, Patty Bear, etc.