The Higgins Rap song

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J.J. Walters
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#11 Post by J.J. Walters »

So Doc, where's the audio version? Time to break out the "two turntables and a microphone"! ;)
Higgins: It's not a scratch! It's a bloody gouge!

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#12 Post by Doc Ibold »

James J. Walters wrote:So Doc, where's the audio version? Time to break out the "two turntables and a microphone"! ;)
Trust me,

NO ONE wants to hear me sing, let alone rap.

:lol:

i am considering adding a few lines...

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#13 Post by sophia »

Doc Ibold
Really, you should make a video. I would buy it.
Great lyrics about a great man.
loved the last line.
great website guys, really enjoy all the information about the greatest show ever.

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Re: The Higgins Rap song

#14 Post by K Hale »

Doc Ibold wrote:OK, not as good as I had envisioned it to be when I was going through it in my head, but it is what it is, I guess.

:D

Higgins Rap.

"JQH sitting on the grounds with Agatha and the lads, chillin
Man looks so bad, he’s got to be a villain

Better than TM with the needle and a thread
But mess with the Duchess, get a cane upside ya head

A Renaissance Man, for sure, conducting the Mikado
Sneak on the grounds, time to deal with Zeus and Apollo!

Don’t try to question Higgy Baby due to his supreme badness
The answer is obvious, old man. Logic is irrelevant. It's simply Tropical Madness.

He’s fought over the globe - Kenya, Burma, ‘Nam and St. Moritz
Only thing that’s gonna stop him is Uncle Lyle’s Castle Blitz

Expert at Fencing, Chess, Strategy, Karate and Polo
Even took out all of Belding’s killers – solo

Don’t even try to take over the study at Robins Nest
Want to know what happened? Ask the Birdman of Budapest

Don’t critique his "Memoirs", better not mention a flaw
Else you end up just like Willy Troubshaw

Been all over the world, seen all there is to see
But still can’t seem to get with Lady Ashley

He’s got mad skills that no one can deny.
Check out the Bridge on the River Kwai

Not alone, he’s got a crew, Elmo, Don Luis and Paddy
Siblings courtesy of affairs from his daddy

Unless you got some sort of major mental impairment
Don’t even DREAM about dissing the Regiment.

No one knows for sure whether or not if he’s Robin Masters
But he coached a hell of a 3rd base against the Blasters

And for y’all ladies droolin over Magnum’s bod,
He’s got 3 words for ya… OH….MY….GOD!"
You are a hero.
I didn't realize you were so addicted to pool.
It's not pool.
Billiards.
Snooker!
Snucker.
SNOOKER!

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